Step 1: remember your shoes.

Step 2: Pat your pockets.

Step 3: Panic, as the wallet isn’t in that pocket.

Step 4: search the house for the damn wallet.

Step 5: find it in the purse.

Step 6: Look for your glasses.

Step 7: resume panicking.

Step 8:…Remember you can see.

If you make it to work without your wallet or purse, you may have to turn around! Repeat steps until completely ready.