I can count to ten in Latin

and speak prose in French,

I can debate in fluid Italian

have people laugh at my Czech.

I can curse in Romanian

and grumble in Russian,

I can sing to Japanese,

cry to Chinese haiku,

dance to Deutch,

scream in Afrikaans,

well honey didn’t you know?

Google Translate’s not the place to go!

Not if you want to speak proper diction,

there’s plenty of books if you have the itch to speak ’em!