Cujo Fido Hamilton, III
Walked up to my door and left a turd.
He peed all over my porch rail,
Looked straight at me and wagged his tail.
He bit my cat. He trashed my car.
He and his dog have gone too far!
Smug old bugger, both, they be;
But they won’t get the better of me!
I’ll taint their kibble with a bit of Ex-lax,
Then watch them run while I relax.
*A rework from a piece a few years back. Still not happy with it, but it is meant to be fun…maybe as a greeting card attached to home-made ‘chocolate chip’ cookies?
I love playful poetry. This fits the bill. It helps me to write small amusements to take a break from the angst-filled words. Keep working on it … it will finally be what you want it to be!
Thank you!