Down near the bayou, where the lightbulb bugs,

don in their jackets of night,

Can’t compare with the glowing of

Gators eyes glowing bright.

Don’t spill the bucket filled with beets;

Go feed the cows instead

with cinnamon to make it sweet.

The heifers must be fed!

And tomorrow when you milk the cows,

You’ll have Pumpkin Spice creamer that’s red.