Look at that bird!

Is it a goose? Is it a swan?

Legs and neck are too long.

Swans walk gracefully;

that bird looks drunk.

 

Maybe it’s a flamingo!

Aren’t they pink?

Not all of them.

 

It’s walking away!

Did somebody get a picture?

I’ll take one

but you know me.

 

See?

 

Looks like a chicken with its head cut off.

That would be us. Besides

legs and neck are too long.

 

Is that our bus coming?