Minor League Baseball

 

Baseball is a kid’s game.

Ferry Hawks vs. Blue Crabs.

Laughed hysterically

under our broken umbrella

during long rain delay,

Ballpark with view of the Manhattan skyline.

Herds of children chased balls through the stands.

Uninhibited grown-ups danced to bad disco.

Silly fans sang horribly.

Goofy bat race guys spun around, fell down.

Awkward Kiss Cams.

Pizza won a race because

another food got tackled by the batboy,

who danced like a very white

Napoleon Dynamite between innings.

Kids must have invented baseball.