Hungry.

 

Check the mercury chart before ordering that fish.

Too much arsenic in brown rice.

Beef sirloin, not the mad cow kind.

Roast turkey without salmonella, please.

Were those rotisserie chickens fed antibiotics?

Carbonara? Too risky. Those eggs are barely cooked.

Did they wash the Waldorf salad three times?

I’ll have the non-Dirty- Dozen fruit salad.

Do you see any pesticides in that peach cobbler?

Green salad, without the e coli. Not even on the side.

She wants some growth hormone and antibiotic free milk.

I need a glass of wine. Hold the organophosphates.

Some distilled spring water in glasses, not BPA plastic. Thanks.

 

Still hungry.

 

 

By Sue Storts

08/13/2016