Rules of the Foodie Universe

 

A thirty four dollar steak will

Always taste better than a twelve dollar steak,

But

A twenty nine dollar Restaurant Week steak will

Always taste better than a thirty four dollar steak.

 

A baked potato on fine china will

Always taste better than a baked potato on a paper plate,

But

Corn chips will

Always taste the same on china or paper.

 

A fine red Rhone blend will

Always taste better in a glass,

But,

No buts about it. It doesn’t belong in plastic or paper.

Always pour it in a Riedel or Spiegelau, if possible.

 

 

By Sue Storts

08/13/2016

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