Zoe the never dog #23

Zoe the never dog

 

We rescued her from Jersey

She doesn’t like my mother the boy said

While he fixed our invisible fence

Would you want another dog he asked

Before I could run this by my husband

He was gone and back from Jersey

Miss Zoe has a terrible overbite

And those big buggy eyes drool

Causing a stiff crust beneath each eye

She’ll growl if you attempt to clean her face

Never coming when called

An empty repertoire of tricks

She’s a terrible dog as dogs go

Though she is perhaps the most

Loving person I know

Keeping track of time she is

Devoted to me from morning ’til 4:00

When she turns her attention to my husband

Making sure he’s in bed by 7:00

Offering her grand bribes

I pray she will speak to me

Just once

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