(or The Menagerie, part 1)

Esme

• white & black long-fur, markings look like a hat and cape
• aka ‘Fancy Nasty,’ cat matriarch
• pees wherever she wants just for funsies
• will screech if off schedule
• simply cannot

Thor

• orange tabby long-fur, too many toes
• does not live up to his name
• spends most of his time dissociated
• nauseous lump of anxiety
• mistrusts men

Astrid (deceased)

• black & white short-fur, almost named her Moo
• a true NYC bastard who thrived on chaos
• endured my trauma across two coasts
• adventured in public like a champ
• zero chill

Willa

• stout brown tabby short-hair, part bear
• equal parts bashful and bold
• once broke through the window screen to meet a bird
• uses baby voice for questionable means
• wrestling champion

Fenrir Pan

• black short-hair, TNR-docked ear and a cloudy eye
• tucks himself into the covers even for naps
• sweetest little boy who can do no harm
• just kidding, he throws paws hard
• mama’s boy

(Hour 4)