I took a square section of ground 4 feet by 20 feet and roped it off.
Like lasagna layering I added Chicken manure, potting soil, black cinders, straw chips and grass clippings. Then I prayed that my combination was right.
After thoroughly watering I planted lettuce seedlings.
In fifty days I was picking, adding oil and vinegar and enjoying a hearty green salad.
And you say there’s no God.
I enjoyed this poem because it was fun and a little silly! Also, I now want some salad XD