Oh, manly man afloat in your boat.

With your billy goat beard that you so rightly tout.

The oceans for virile, strong, striplings like you;

pirates and limeys, a seven seas crew.

Through thick and thin you hoist your proud sails,

A real chock a block as you knock seven bells.

Will you go down with the ship in your inverted boat?

No, “Land Ho!”  comes a shout from your throat.