When he mounted the saddle
He referred to himself as the head
And taught us the importance of the two shoulders and the heart.
We cheered and the governor went to work.
He appointed the Chief Judge and tagged him one shoulder
Then he influenced the choice of the Speaker of the House of Assembly
And said that’s the other shoulder.
When he brought a well known sophisticated pen robber and made the Accountant-general,
We asked, “Is he the heart?”
He nodded in the affirmative,
And suddenly we realized we’ve just been cursed with the four pillars of corruption.