I believe my cat has been having an affair with my laptop
She pretends to be disinterested, but I know better
That it is no coincidence when she walks across my keys while I type
If I leave my office without closing my computer
She will surely be stretched out on my keyboard
Getting kitty acupressure
And the purring caress of the motor.
If I leave the office door open, I fear they…
My cat and my laptop…might elope.