• Well ripened banana peeled and split in halves

Placed on either shores of a plastic boat

In between are placed three scoopfuls

Of mouth-watering icecream

Strawberry with maple syrup topped with maple nuts

Pistachio with caramel sauce and sprinkles

Chocolate with chocolate sauce and Brazil nuts

Oh, that brings my salivary glands into feverish activity

Alas! I am an incurable diabetic!!