Poem six. Already out of ideas
What should I write about?
They are planning a human head transplant
So who exactly does the thinking
The old person or the new head?
The cops busted kids with a koolaid stand
Guess the real criminals weren’t available
Kids are so out of control these days
Someone figured out how to fry coke.. coca cola
Not the other stuff, I am sure someone has fried the other stuff
They have definitely been fried by it
Frying coca cola sounds kind of sticky
If we have to fry things how about fried coffee?
Seems more to my liking
Wait I think I saw a recipe for fried Starbucks
Or baked Starbucks or
A rolled Starbucks fried pastry
How soon can I get it at an actual Starbucks?
I don’t cook.
Rue McClanahan’s death went viral
Five years after she died
That Rue has staying power
Wonder what her next sitcom will be?
Caitlyn Jenner wore hot thigh high boots
Not extremely interesting
But I had to look
I wasn’t impressed
Thigh highs are completely impractical in Hawaii
Unless you’re fishing.
I don’t think Caitlyn plans
To use them that way
If she does it will make the news
Apparently some celebrity is with their old girlfriend
Another is pregnant
Another may be getting a divorce.
Another is on his deathbed
You know, the usual gossip. Insert names
Only poem 6 huh….we have how many more to go?