Using lines from The Prayer That is In My Blood
by Gary Copeland Lilley
When he finally arrives at the pearly gates my, my,
he‘s gonna bribe St. Peter with a Five.
If the saint doesn’t take his five dollars, or his word,
he may attempt an inappropriate prayer,
or present a tally to the Lord,
a list all the things he could not have
when he was the one without mercy.
his complaints go on and on
Oh, how they turned on me.