An example of how Irish banks do business
When they should have been on their knees
Begging the Irish peoples forgiveness
For the harm they did to our economy
In Ulster bank they devised a way
Introducing an evil new monthly charge
That big balanced privileged need not pay
To further punish the public at large.
Four euros a month unless you’ve got three grand
For which you get fuck all in return
When are we just gonna unite and stand
against these monsters that deserve to burn?
My mate Mick has a great fighting strategy
He superglues the lock on every door
once a year in his bank so the locksmiths fee
means the bastards don’t profit from him being poor.