The problems with hand sanitizer is

first the pump it spins and spins before

it pops up to work.

I have ordered a new car easier than opening one.

Not to mention how it dries my skin

lotions are my only salvation.

My nails cry as they chip and crack.

Some smell fruity, some smell  faint,

mine is a margarita mix on a summer day.

Nail salon nightmares

it’ll never replace or reap the benefits

of good ole soap and water,

my forever reliable friends.