Extraordinary feats by persons living in the flat opposite:

That time you pulled that thing from out beneath the carpet without moving any of the furniture.

One night I heard you hacking back that budleia growing out of your bricks with just a pair of kitchen scissors.

Your balcony barbecue was a blaze commmented upon by everyone in our Whatsapp group.

Your girlfriend kept up her screaming fit for two hours and you were not moved.


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