Marketers fear loss of fixed income spending.

We become Senior Citizens.

We buy the Silver insurance plans.

We become mature and vintage,

Classic not antique.

We’re “of a certain age”.

What age is that?

We’re timeless and ageless beauties.

Sexagenarian has the word “sex”.

These are the Golden Years.

 

I’ll still spend my social security checks

Without the condescending bull shit.

Give me my Old Lady Discount.

I earned it.

It’s not profanity;

Please call me “Old”.