Questions for Tech Support
When The Cloud loses your files, where do they go?
Are the byts and bytes encapsulated in the raindrops?
If I set out some pans, could I get my documents back?
What happens to corrupted files? Is there a trial?
Do they go to prison?
If they want to put them in protective custody, I’ll take mine back.
When I log into my account with my email,
and the site asks for my email, and I give it back the email I logged in with,
and it tells me I can’t use that email because it is already in use, I want to know:
Does the program understand irony?
Is there any way to turn off ChatGPT? Like, for everybody? I think someone has created a monster.
It just hasn’t eaten any little children yet.
Why so many upgrades? I just got used to the way it was –
why can I not find the double space button now? Or change case? Or page borders?
Do you hate me? Or is this all an additional perk of the program?
I could so picture this: “If I set out some pans, could I get my documents back?” So many good lines in this poem. Thank you for voicing all of our frustrations.
Some beautiful images in here. You made me laugh with some of them, especially corrupted files being put on trial.
Also: Yes, someone needs to turn off ChatGPT right now.
This really made me smile … I love the idea of corrupted files being put on trial 🙂
Ooh! The imagination and humor in this poem is fantastic! “Does the program understand irony?” That’s a witty line!