My boy is four

He has a five o’clock shadow

at 11 AM

I stand him on the sink

and we shave together

Of course his beard is made of pudding

(yes, like father like son)

so it comes off easily after a decent soak

He likes the shaving cream though

so i give him my butter knife to use

Well, hell, I let him shave me too

gotta earn that four-year-old allowance

somehow