“I want pizza I want pizza”
Screamed every pore of my being
My pudgy hands reached for the phone
I almost dialled the pizza place
When the stool I sat on groaned in protest
And crumbled for my weight is no joke!
I sat sprawled on the floor, splinters on me
And the phone in my hand
The head said I needed to dial for a gym subscription
The heart said ‘Carpe diem’
And I did just that and ordered an extra large veggie pizza
With extra cheese!
I really want pizza now! Your poem perfectly describes the need! Well done!
Feel free to peruse my poems too.
Lead us not to temptation, Aarthi!
Fun. I’m with you. My solution would be to have bought a stronger chair.
a lovely funny little poem well done 🙂