Too Crispy
That’s what they invented milk for
To De-crispy the cookie
Not that it’s a cookie-cookie
Because it’s a ginger snap
Rather, they are ginger snaps
Extra emphasis on the plural: snapS
They don’t really snap though
They are much too crisp
Not crispy
Crispy means crisp-ish
Or crisp-like
Something similar to crisp
If it were not a snap
They would probably call them ginger crisps
But old people and children might lose teeth
Thinking they meant crispy when they said crisp,
And bit in expecting the cookie to crumble
But it isn’t a cookie at all
Which is why they call them ginger snaps
Because if not for milk to soften them up
That’s what your teeth will do…SNAP!

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