England remarked to USA in its straight-laced manner,
Citizens are off on their jollies today. It is a good day.
USA wide-eyed answered in its typically casual drawl,
Getting their jollies on all together are they? It is a very good day, I’d say.

England raised its bushy brows, straightened its cravat and replied rather stiffly.
It’s always a very jolly day when the citizens are off on their jollies.
USA kicked up a dusty boot and paused for a spell, took off its hat to say,
I can only imagine a country getting their jollies on, could only be mighty jolly.

England puffed up its mighty chest, rocking its borders causing the tides to swell,
Now look what you’ve done, you’ve gone an undone the jolly day they were having getting their jollies on.
USA put both feet on the ground, donned its old dusty hat and said with a smile,
Then my my job here is done, it’s jolly I’ve become, getting my jollies on watching your jollies get – undone.