There’s goat on the hill
He does what he will
He’s a bit of a pill
But it’s chill
He’s a grumpy old bugger
Kinda mean motherfucker,
But for a goat, that’s kinda run of the mill
He’s a great mountaineer,
Has a long billy beard,
His eyes a wise yellow,
Pupils square
He eats near whatever
From tin cans to cheddar
Because he, as a goat, doesn’t care
Behind a fence made of wire
Tied up to tire
The old goat spent most of his days
But on a hot summer morning
A terrible fire
Engulfed the whole farm in a blaze
So he chewed through the rope
And ran from the flames
Climbed up in the old gnarled oak tree
He nimbly climbed out on one of the branches
Hopped over the fence, and was free
The silly old goat,
Running free through the woods
Stumbled over the the old whiskey still
He drank all the whiskey
So, feeling quite frisky,
He returned to the farm on the hill
The farmer was glad for the old goat’s return
But saw in his eyes murderous glee
With a snort, the billy goat lowered his head and butted him right in the knee
The farmer fell down on grass half burnt and brown
And the old goat ran away free