Recipe for Mondays

1. Coffee
2. Denial
3. Silence
4. Luck
5. Friday Focus

Mix four parts coffee with three parts denial
and stir frequently. Often this recipe requires
an additional dose of the first ingredient to
ensure a sufficiently stable outcome. Item one
may be added liberally, as needed, due to the
overpowering redolence of denial.

A third of the third ingredient is the easiest one
to remember; but forget it and the whole recipe
turns sour. Without silence, there can be no Mondays.
Unless you add more coffee.

Luck is up to you. A pinch, is often all that is
required but if you are doing Mondays after
a holiday, a great event, or
Daylight Savings Time,
it will be a key ingredient
for the success of this dish –
any amount greater than coffee will do.

Friday Focus is hard to find when making Mondays
but if you don’t include it, the recipe is doomed.

Mix items well and let sit for an hour.

Even though you may only have minutes to spare,
Mondays must have time to properly cool
before being consumed. The longer they sit,
the easier they are to manage.