Mice like cheese and so does a cat
Cats like mice and there’s nothing wrong in that
But whilst mice like cheese moist and raw
Some pussy-cats crave a little bit more
Grilled mouse with sprinkled parmesan flakes
Fresh cheese stuffed mice are good in bakes
Lightly toasted cheese pizza with bits of ground mouse
Goes down well in any cat house
A blue mouse-cheese dip with slices of brie
Is maybe not something that’d please you or me
But a stew with a spicy cheesy-crust top
With mouse chips on the side has cats eating the lot
No meal is complete without a dessert
So a mouse cheesecake with cream just wouldn’t hurt
The recipes are endless I think your agree
But I’ll pass … as the mouse and cheese combo is really not for me