recipe for surviving the end of the world
1 cup awareness of surroundings
500g courage, finely diced
1-10 plans, of some sort (raw, half-baked, well fermented)
2 tablespoons willingness to take risks
at least 1 other person to help
more than your fair share luck (season to taste)
Preparation.
Pre-heat world
To uncomfortable level
Step 1.
Mix the awareness
of your surroundings
with some sort of plan
& the tablespoons
of risk. Stir gently
until mixture
is well combined
but not over worked
Step 2.
Baste your heart
your soul
your feet
your breath
with courage
Add your helper person
if you have one
sifting till smooth
Step 3.
Sprinkle everything
liberally
with luck
Step 4.
Bake. Hide. Flee. Avoid. Run. Hide. Counterattack (perhaps). Hide.
Try not to despair.
Check frequently whether still alive. Repeat till free. Or dead.