Niall Griffiths writes a tidy book

Always worth a look

Like

If you’re bored as shite

And not easily offended

By the terms ‘sheep’ and ‘shagger’ blended

On the front cover

And can pronounce Welsh place names like

Llanidloes without help from your mother

Ah, give ‘im a read mun –

He might not be proper like

But he’s bloody good fun!

(c) Gemma Hinton 14/6/15