This is gobbledygook.

Gobsmackingly,

God awful.

This is a helter-skelter poppycock

with mumbo jumbo on top.

This is nothing but rigamarole,

drivel, prattle.

Really. Its gibberish.

This is foolish, rubbish, and hogwash.

It is nonsense, baloney,

balderdash.

It is downright absurd.

What do you think you’re doing here?

This is boring babble, tripped-out tripe.

Surely you know this right?

This is flapddoodle!