I will take a pizza.

Just cheese please.

Maybe pepperoni.

No, pepperoni.

I get heartburn.

Bacon. Bacon and Pineapple.

NO mushrooms. I hate mushrooms.

Just Bacon and Pineapple and cheese please.

I know it isn’t a real Hawaiian pizza.

But technically Hawaiian Pizza isn’t Hawaiian.

I love cheese pizza though. Maybe half and half

Half cheese, half bacon and pineapple.

No extra cheese.

Extra cheese gets weird.

It throws the sauce, crust, cheese, topping ratio off.

I know what I am talking about.

I do. I have made hundreds of thousands of pizzas.

No that isn’t hyperbole.

I worked in pizza places most of my adult life.

You know what, never mind.

Just make me a cheese pizza.

With extra sauce. but not too much.

Light extra sauce.

Yes that’s a thing.

I don’t want my cheese to swim off the pizza.

It’s simple really.

If you want, I can make it myself.

I know I don’t work here, yet.

Then make me a cheese pizza.

A little extra sauce.

Cook it just a bit longer.

No, not well done.

Just cooked a bit longer.

If you can’t do it, find me someone who can.

It’s Pizza. Very easy to make.

I have made hundreds of thousands of them.

No, it isn’t hyperbole.

How many have you made?