A magician named Sally, so I hear

Wanted to make all her bills disappear

She waved her wand and she chanted

“Poof,” her wish was granted

Her debt she no longer would fear.

 

Debt free would be Sally’s new way

No more struggles on which bills to pay

She was free as a bird

It seemed so absurd

She had it all now, wouldn’t you say?

 

But Sally hadn’t thought it all through

Not realizing what her wish would do

She should have been more specific

And a bit less prolific

When it came to which bills she would loose.

 

Though her Visa card balance was nil

Sadly, so was her great uncle Bill

Bill Murray, Bill Nye

Well they all went bye bye

Now her wish seemed far less of a thrill.

 

Bill Gates and Bill Belichick gone

No Billy Joel and all of his songs

What was Sally to do

Bill of Rights were gone too

How could one magic trick go so wrong.

 

Sally was determined to alter her plight

With some magic she could make it all right

“Abracadabra, alakazam

Get me out of this jam”

Sally conjured all day and all night.

 

Sally opened her eyes with a yawn

She was nervous to face the new dawn

But she discovered her scheming

Happened while she was dreaming

Uncle Bill was out mowing the lawn.