The fuck?

The fuck are all these buttons?

Where are all the apps?

How do I text with this?

The Fuck?

No wonder people get addicted
to ease of use smartphones
when they used to have to press
1-9 multiple times just to say
the fuck.

I just wanted a smart phone!

Not this 1980’s futuristic communicator!

This star walking, alien fighting pos!

The fuck!

I did not ask for a phaser and assignment
To some star fleet ship, I have no desire to explore
the world beyond our galaxy or whatever,
it can’t even run flappy bird,
the fuck.