Spider

Up on my wall

You’ve violated our much-spoken contract.

You know I welcome you into this home on one condition.

You may stay as long as I do not see you.

Perhaps it was an error on my part

I’ll turn away for a moment.

1… 2… 3… NO!

Oh hell no!

Why would you move closer?

Now Your fate is sealed.

You get no say, you’re through.

You’re getting squished.

SMACK!

Time to look for a new roommate.