Dudes (18)
Dudes who complain about yardwork
Dudes who don’t take out the trash
Dudes who leave the spoons on the side of the sink
Dudes who leave the drain clogged
Dudes who smash mailboxes with bats
Dudes who don’t take their medication often
Dudes who forget birthdays and anniversaries
Dudes who are unusually close
Dudes who work on cars
Dudes who don’t coupon at all
Dudes who read westerns
Dudes who can’t sit through a play
Dudes who slash tires over stares
Dudes who don’t know how to play UNO
Dudes who leave the toilet seat up
It’s us , we’re dudes
she needed a ride home and we obliged
no one at the party knew our names
and were too obliterated to capture faces
you’re handsome and your small talk is distracting
in the rearview I can see her eyes
on your chin and cheeks and collarbones
drinking them in with tipsy lust
keeping your cool, the last one got you too excited
and you punched them in the head over and over
as I stayed on the lookout for cops and nosy drivers
so enthralled by you
and not paying attention to the exit signs that fly by
far away from where she told me to drop her off
flashing like green lights to a place
she’d rather not know she was going to
and not coming back from.