Global Horoscope (Blackout)

In anticipation of downturn,

the future retreated

in the face of geopolitical

driving.

 

Using random words pulled from ‘The Final Call’ newsletter, proudly delivered to my friend’s yard, unrequested, by some guy since a few months ago.

2022 prompt/hour 10: “owl is stupid – about being smart …bc trauma-anxiety is real”

2022 prompt/hour 10:

“owl is stupid – about being smart …bc trauma-anxiety is real”

 

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Position Vacant: Magister Library Owl

Desirable characteristics

*older owl

*needs to be willing to dress the part when on duty

*needs to be able to pull off wise-owl-owl voice when necessary

*must be able to sit at the information desk for extended periods (if you have back or wing injuries please consider if this is the correct role for you)

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He’d answered the advertisement

He’d met the stated criteria

He’d gotten through the interviews, somehow

He’d just skirted around the obvious

He’d been aware of his lack, of course

He’d been told not be be stupid about it

By friends

By family

By former workmates

But he knew

He knew they were looking for a *wise* distinguished old owl

Not a {stupid, thick as two planks, can’t get anything right ever can you? useless} owl

Yet

Yet somehow

Somehow

They said yes

They offered him the job

He’d got it

He’d been accepted

He’d got a magical contract to be paid for life

He’d never go hungry again – not even if he was {stupid and useless and got it wrong again}

What was he going to DO?

Any moment now the magister librarians were going to figure out he was a total fraud

Find out do you hear

Find out he was a fraud

Find out he was stupid

Find out he got things wrong

Find out {he dropped things …and I’m so sorry I’ll fix it .. please – I’ll try harder … I can do better… I promise ..}

Find out he wasn’t *wise*

Find out he didn’t have a clue

Oh, OH what was he going to DO?

 

Merry – LordCricket 2022 poetry marathon

Hour Ten – Magpie Mary Pecaut

Hour Ten –    MAGPIE                 Mary Pecaut

 

I’m the bringer of all that sparkles,

harbinger of luck – good or bad 

you decide.

 

My cackle is a siren’s call

A matriarchal cry

Save Our Mother Gaia

 

My metallic green and purple sheen

gleam glossy 

yet all is not 

what it seems.

 

Rising waters engulf 

the earth, the future 

is grim.  Here we are –

                              Out on a limb

Ode to Joe – Hour Eleven

Joe, I love seeing you first thing every morning
You are always there to wake me with a smile
I taste you on my lips and my soul is awakened
I feel alive again
I would not ever be able to exist a day without you
Your addictive qualities keep me coming back for more
I love you and I know you love me back
Why? Because you – and only you – can make me happy first thing in the morning
Joe, I am so glad that you are mine
We’ll be together forever
’til death do us part
Because a love like ours is a love too special a bond to ever break

(Hour 11) 08.30-09.30am. TEXT PROMPT: laughter poem without using laugh words

not funny

all five of us
holding it in
as best we can

despite feeling
slightly mad
under the strain

they’re so close
we hear their
near silent hum

intelligent machines
hunting half blind
but ultra alert

to life forms
they consider
a threat

the trouble is
Milky just farted
& we are all

shaking silently
fit to bursting
at the absurdity 

of a flatulent dog
potentially costing us
               our lives

 

Deranged

When the brain cracks

The mind loses tracks

 

Man is but a mere freak

Freaking out with a streak

What is left of the mind’s trick

 

Let us return to the garbage dump

Where lost souls gather to lump

 

Together their tales of the mirror

Fractured with no questions from the juror

 

Who would always poke  at the mind

Not minding who and who are blind.

 

In this season of crackers

We see so many hackers

Whose minds have gone bunkers…

 

We must return to that refuse heap

To rescue all those about to flip.

Hour 11- Nitrous Oxide

On the darkest of days,

When it seems there can be no light,

A smile on someone’s face can be,

Everything you would ever need.

Right from your chest,

Taking up your entire breath,

But giving you more air to breathe,

Easing the worries of your mind.

In the worst of all times,

Especially when told a no,

The best medicine of all,

Live, love and?


Note: Nitrous Oxide is laughing gas