Air travel is not what it used to be.

You’re lucky if you get water or space to move your head.

I think my jaw has not ever been the same since a long expired Spirit flight.

This is no Air Jamaica Champagne of the skies.

You must wipe down your seat and inoculate yourself.

Who has time for eye patches facials and moisturized sleep-scape?.

Bring your headphones one lightning for music and another standard plug if you want to catch the news or a feature film.

I prefer the window seat to follow the clouds to think without the looming need for WIFI overhead.

The best part is catching a glimpse of the geographical map come to life below or the clouds overhead.

Cheers to a safe flight smooth and one that does not resemble the rough treatment we now experience in the friendly skies.