We had all the money in the world

and wanted a tiny house

She said there’s this gate house for sale

gates not included

but it has this road

it bubbles like an island in the middle of this nowhere

road with nice yellow stripes making sexy curves

It’s the tiny house we always wanted

destentatious

So we bought it

Bought the road too

to keep away the riff raff

She called it cute, as women do

It was perfect for us

idyllic

until she painted the interior lime green

while I was at the dentist

That’s the last time I’ll go to the dentist

obviously