If cats were on leashes and chased after dogs

If doggies roamed freely and chased after hogs

and mice had a heyday, had no enemies then

they’d have babies and rabies and live where we’d been

they’d take over houses and condos and schools

and hold us all hostage–irresponsible fools!

We’d eek at our folly our insufferable woes

and weakly and meekly cry “Damn GMO’s!”