If cats were on leashes and chased after dogs
If doggies roamed freely and chased after hogs
and mice had a heyday, had no enemies then
they’d have babies and rabies and live where we’d been
they’d take over houses and condos and schools
and hold us all hostage–irresponsible fools!
We’d eek at our folly our insufferable woes
and weakly and meekly cry “Damn GMO’s!”