one part levothyroxin
one part wellbutrin
three parts vitamins
three parts ibuprofen
one part cbd gummy

toss pills over shoulder and hope they absorb through the skin
likewise crush gummy into skin of wrist and pray it works

one part glucosamine
one part multi-vitamin
one spoonful of carnitine
three parts ibuprofen
one part sleep cbd gummy

toss pills against wall to ricochet into the ears
pour carnitine over the head and rub gummy into eyes and pray it works

one part major depressive disorder
one part anxiety disorder
one part autism spectrum disorder
one part arthritic joints
one part overactive immune system trying to kill off the healthy tissue
37 years of life

toss parts into a wishing well
and hope a whole person comes out