My grandfather was a bowler
pretty good, in fact
national tournaments
league championship teams
Once he bowled a 299
during a league championship
‘299 and a wiggle’ proclaimed
tongue-in-cheek trophy
300 is the most you can score
His teammates gifted him
bowling pin
hand-painted with
Gramps’ caricature –
replete with cigarette dangling
from thin lips, slicked-back
jet-black hair, mischievous eyes
Like many of his immigrant ilk
my grandfather was a
voracious reader
that Christmas
shortly after bowling his 299
Gramps’ cousin
unsurprisingly gifted him a book
How to Bowl was opened
so I was told
to uproarious laughter
Gramps, smooth as Norsk custard
thanking his cousin
with a satisfied grin
kept the book in his bookcase
the next thirty years
caricature bowling pin on
living room floor next to it
When he died
one of my cousins got the pin
I kept the book
even though I have no use for
1947 World Bowling Champion
Ned Day’s advice on
etiquette toward my pin boy
what a Brooklyn Bucket is
difference between
‘pie alleys’ and ‘cheese-cakes’
Though I still love to bowl
I don’t very often, still
How to Bowl is always handy on
the small shelf above my desk
Where I can always pull it down
for quick brushing up on
arcane lingo, quirky phrasing
(all heard in my grandfather’s ‘tick’
Norwegian immigrant accent)
I can also grab How to Bowl
for more meaningful refreshers on
being able to have a
laugh at my own expense
appreciation of doing something well
and just how to always be the coolest
goddamn dude in the room
– Mark L. Lucker
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