Hour 22- Cheese Pizza
I will take a pizza.
Just cheese please.
Maybe pepperoni.
No, pepperoni.
I get heartburn.
Bacon. Bacon and Pineapple.
NO mushrooms. I hate mushrooms.
Just Bacon and Pineapple and cheese please.
I know it isn’t a real Hawaiian pizza.
But technically Hawaiian Pizza isn’t Hawaiian.
I love cheese pizza though. Maybe half and half
Half cheese, half bacon and pineapple.
No extra cheese.
Extra cheese gets weird.
It throws the sauce, crust, cheese, topping ratio off.
I know what I am talking about.
I do. I have made hundreds of thousands of pizzas.
No that isn’t hyperbole.
I worked in pizza places most of my adult life.
You know what, never mind.
Just make me a cheese pizza.
With extra sauce. but not too much.
Light extra sauce.
Yes that’s a thing.
I don’t want my cheese to swim off the pizza.
It’s simple really.
If you want, I can make it myself.
I know I don’t work here, yet.
Then make me a cheese pizza.
A little extra sauce.
Cook it just a bit longer.
No, not well done.
Just cooked a bit longer.
If you can’t do it, find me someone who can.
It’s Pizza. Very easy to make.
I have made hundreds of thousands of them.
No, it isn’t hyperbole.
How many have you made?