- To him, the glass is perpetually half-empty.
- An Atlas of eternal pessimism,
- Constantly searching for affirmation,
- Sensitive to every criticism,
- And wrongly perceived slights.
- A hypochondriac of monumental proportions,
- Seemingly suffering from every phobia,
- And paranoid to the extreme.
- For him, there is no silver lining.
- Only a life of hermetic existence.